Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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