I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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