Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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