She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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