Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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