did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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