Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
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