Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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