It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize
