Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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