I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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