I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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