But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
After last night, I could never be a politician.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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