I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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