Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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