just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Randomize
