so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
How's work?
Spinning.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Randomize
