I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
that's an acceptable place to lick
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Life is so much better after having sex.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
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