even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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