this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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