In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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