i barfeds in our rink
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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