Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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