Dual....:-)
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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