Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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