He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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