Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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