i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
i believe in u and ur pee
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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