i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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