If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
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