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all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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