no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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