He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
PANTIES FOUND
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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