his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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