so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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