Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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