i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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