dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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