Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Sext me about skeletons
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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