You're so nebulous sometimes
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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