woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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