Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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