OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
They took my balls.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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