i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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