Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
just tell him i said nine months
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
Randomize
