can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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