AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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