I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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