Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
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