nut hugger
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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