so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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