we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I have post one night stand depression
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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