just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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